Joke time muna!

My friend email this to me, thought of sharing to you all. Just so you know guys I don’t have a mood ring, so hubby don’t get any a red mark on his forehead.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
> > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
> > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> > SAFER: What did I do wrong?
> > SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
> >
> > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> > SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
> > SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
> > ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
> >
13 Things PMS Stands For:
> > 1. Pass My Shotgun
> > 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
> > 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
> > 4. Puffy Mid-Section
> > 5. People Make me Sick
> > 6. Provide Me with Sweets
> > 7. Pardon My Sobbing
> > 8. Pimples May Surface
> > 9. Pass My Sweatpants
> > 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
> > 11. Plainly, Men Suck
> > 12. Pack My Stuff
> >
…and my alltime favorite…
> > 13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends…and those who might need a good laugh… or men who need a warning.

And remember : Money talks…but chocolate sings.

Another thing…My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me diamonds.

Here, have some chocolate.